thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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