they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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