I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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