ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
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