Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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