It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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