so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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