That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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