he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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