I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
it's not cheating when I paid for it
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
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