She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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