So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I need to calm my uterus...
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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