we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
it's great music for shaving your balls
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize
