This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
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