So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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