Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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