talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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