Im at strip club and am horny
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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