Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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