You just made me feel so damn special
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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