I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
so much tequila, so little girl.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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