Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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