I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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