similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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