i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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