It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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