READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Randomize
