I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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