I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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