Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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