so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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