Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
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