apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
