Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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