I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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