i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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