It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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