i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
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