we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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