FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
And the cops told us we were all naked.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
Randomize
