1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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