I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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