I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Randomize
