I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Randomize
