She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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