: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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