We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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