I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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