they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Randomize
