I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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