Need sex. Gaining weight.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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