I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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