well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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