Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
now i know why i became what i already was.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize