I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Randomize
